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Waking up at 10:50 a.m.
Honey Crunch n Oats with Almond Milk. Figs.
All day shift at China Wok.
Cantaloupe.
Scrambled Eggs. Toast with Vegan Cream Cheese and Strawberry Jam. Salt n Vinegar Chips. Honey Green Tea. Pluot.
After delivering to the Used Tire Express shop off the boulevard I realize I've been delivering to the Notorious B.I.G. this whole time. This big ole fat black guy has been ordering from us forever. He looks just like the late rapper, big crescent lips and all.
Banana.
It's an okay day for business – nothing out of the ordinary and nothing too dramatic.
Tofu with Broccoli, Snow Peas, Carrots, Onions, and Rice in Garlic Sauce.
Off work and back home. Saying hi to a couch surfer from Richmond hanging out with the boys. Then to the storage unit to practice. Ana meets me here around 12:45 a.m. to rehearse our songs together.
Back at the house. I pull out the vacuum cleaner and suck up any remaining fruit flies fluttering around. Everybody thinks I'm crazy.
"Look at this!" I hold up one of the fruit fly traps so everyone can see the body count inside the jar. "You see? You all think these don't work but look at this! Look at all these dead fruit flies I caught!" I'm going crazy.
Upstairs settling down with Ana. Sipping on Crispins and entertaining ourselves with a collection of funny animal videos – cats playing piano – dogs sliding down staircases – cats sticking their tongues out. We get high off a laughing spell that never seems to end.
Sleep at 4 a.m.
[i] Cat Tongue screenshot.
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